Humor
Human Haircuts VS. dog haircuts
| BASIC SERVICES | HUMAN/HAIRDRESSER | DOG/GROOMER |
|---|---|---|
| Average Time Spent | 15-40 Min | 60-240 Min |
| Haircut & Style Head | Included | Included |
| Haircut & Style Body | Not Included | Included |
| Wash & Dry | Extra Charge | Included |
| Poopy Butt Cleaning | Not Available | Included |
| Anal Glands Expressed | Not Available | Included |
| Nails/Manicure | Separate Service ~ Extra Charge | Included |
| Nails/Pedicure | Separate Service ~ Extra Charge | Included |
| Ear Cleaning | Not Available | Included |
| Sanitary Trim | Not Available | Included |
| Tick Removal | Not Available | Included |
| Flea Shampoo Treatment | Not Available | Included |
| Treatment Of Skin Problems | Refusal Of Service | Medicated Wash ~ Included |
| Skunk Treatment | Refusal Of Service | Extra Charge |
| Shaving Privates Requested | Arrest & Charges Filed | Standard |
| Peeing Out In Front Of Salon | Arrest & Charges Filed | Normal |
| Client Jumping Around While Sharp Objects Are In Use | Refusal Of Service | Normal |
| Client Poo/Pee On Table/Chair | Refusal Of Service, Possible Charges Filed | Cleaned Up |
| Client Biting | Arrest & Assault Charges Filed | Muzzle Or Sent Home |
| Cost Of Dryers | $20-40 | $250-600 (x 2 – 4 dryers) |
| Cost Of Clippers | $60-120 | $100-450 (x 2 – 4 pairs) |
| Cost Of Shampoo (by gallon) | $10-25 | $30-60 (dilutes 16-1) |
| Clean Up Time | 2 Minutes | 15-40 Minutes |
| Parents Calling About Release Time | Doesn’t Happen/Refusal Of Service | 3-4 Times Per Day |
| BASIC SERVICES | HUMAN/HAIRDRESSER | DOG/GROOMER |
|---|---|---|
| Average Time Spent | 15-40 Min | 60-240 Min |
| Haircut & Style Head | Included | Included |
| Haircut & Style Body | Not Included | Included |
| Wash & Dry | Extra Charge | Included |
| Poopy Butt Cleaning | Not Available | Included |
| Anal Glands Expressed | Not Available | Included |
| Nails/Manicure | Separate Service ~ Extra Charge | Included |
| Nails/Pedicure | Separate Service ~ Extra Charge | Included |
| Ear Cleaning | Not Available | Included |
| Sanitary Trim | Not Available | Included |
| Tick Removal | Not Available | Included |
| Flea Shampoo Treatment | Not Available | Included |
| Treatment Of Skin Problems | Refusal Of Service | Medicated Wash ~ Included |
| Skunk Treatment | Refusal Of Service | Extra Charge |
| Shaving Privates Requested | Arrest & Charges Filed | Standard |
| Peeing Out In Front Of Salon | Arrest & Charges Filed | Normal |
| Client Jumping Around While Sharp Objects Are In Use | Refusal Of Service | Normal |
| Client Poo/Pee On Table/Chair | Refusal Of Service, Possible Charges Filed | Cleaned Up |
| Client Biting | Arrest & Assault Charges Filed | Muzzle Or Sent Home |
| Cost Of Dryers | $20-40 | $250-600 (x 2 – 4 dryers) |
| Cost Of Clippers | $60-120 | $100-450 (x 2 – 4 pairs) |
| Cost Of Shampoo (by gallon) | $10-25 | $30-60 (dilutes 16-1) |
| Clean Up Time | 2 Minutes | 15-40 Minutes |
| Parents Calling About Release Time | Doesn’t Happen/Refusal Of Service | 3-4 Times Per Day |